Accounts Monkey 

Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.

(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"

Accounts Monkey by Christophopopolous June 25, 2007

Accounts Capital

the Accounts capital is the account of which autistic people refer to as their bank account for their imaginary business, this is commonly used when autistic people try to brag about their income, you can often hear this word being used by upcoming douche tubers and people who play weeb rhythm games e.g. love live school idol festival.

yo man I be making bulk cash on my Accounts Capital.
What is up guys its ya boy pussyslayerxxx here and im back again to sell merch and make that accounts capital booooys

Accounts Capital by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018

accounts department 

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

accounts department by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Accounts Comparison 

Compare accounting Software

Accounts comparison is must before use accounting software

Accounts Comparison by accountscomparison October 4, 2021

Accounts Prayable

The polite corporate euphemism for “we’re broke, but let’s pretend we’re still solvent.” Refers to the mystical stage of cash-flow crisis where “Accounts Payable” becomes “Accounts Prayable,” as in, pray the suppliers don’t notice, pray the bank transfers clear, pray payroll hits.

When your CFO puts a charitable donation box outside his office, you know your company’s officially in Accounts Prayable mode.

Accounts Prayable by Alien Adenoid October 14, 2025

Big Chungles Mini Accounts 

Big Chungles Mini Accounts are fan made accounts that are similar to Big Chungles. These accounts change the word “Big” with another word and add “_chungles” at the end. These mini accounts use the mascot “bob” from animal crossing and change something about him or her, mainly with an adjective. For example lazy_chungles would have the mascot “bob” from animal crossing but with the small difference of them being really lazy.

These mini accounts can be funnier than the original Big Chungles. They will not be posting the same meme over and over again to annoy their fans. These mini accounts can be really horny for fan art. They will ask many artists for fan art of their unoriginal bob character and it can be really annoying but not all are the same. Some artists do like drawing bobs but with small differences.

“Hey whats your favorite Big Chungles Mini Accounts.”
“None, they are all unfunny and i blocked them”
Shut up this joke is not funny

Big Chungles Mini Accounts by big_chunglesfan May 10, 2020

Checkings Accounts 

A term used by people who lack basic, everyday intelligence or understand simple banking/financial terms.

Bank Member: I'd like to make a deposit to my checkings accounts.
Bank Teller: You mean you have more than one checking account?

Checkings Accounts by PantherPride20-17 December 31, 2009