button accordion 

This is old well-known joke in russian slang.

- Do you remember anecdote about cat and dog?
- Of course, its a button accordion.

button accordion by IGORIGOR125 April 28, 2009

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

reamed accordingly 

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.

He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

reamed accordingly by Stainless Steel Cat May 7, 2008

Accordion Fetish 

The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.

You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!

Accordion Fetish by Lee Refugee October 18, 2019

Ass Accordion 

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

Ass Accordion by Subtle777 October 23, 2012

Accordian 

what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle

Accordian by Anonymous August 9, 2003

The Accordion Effect

This happens when you witness a line of traffic in which a bunch of dumb ass drivers are tailgating each other only to back off and repeat the process again. Characterized by people who brake constantly while driving and continuous speeding up and slowing down. It can be especially frustrating if this happens on the highway in the left lane when you are in a hurry and you don't want to get caught up or when it occurs on a single lane road where you are unable to pass. Resembles that of an accordion.

Looks like Steve is gonna be late to work again on the account of The Accordion Effect.

The Accordion Effect by agent6 March 7, 2011