according

so give credit to the smarter people

According to Lil Wayne if intercourse happens on the stairs and the female happens to get pregnant then call the baby step child

by EgGMAN January 29, 2014

Accord

Drive a nice luxorious sedan.

I got a 2000 Honda Accord V-tech, and smoked a camaro,then he said that his anti-slippery system is not to good, what kind of pussy statement is that.
Your shit sucks, buy a bimmer or a benzo then you could proof your a man! Shit.

by Albert December 12, 2003

Accord

A mid-sized family car made by Honda. People believe that putting lots of money into an Accord makes them equal the value of a BMW, Mercedes, or Lexus. The only Accord worth buying is the newer Accord V6 Coupes with 240 horses that run low 14s.

"Dude, trip out on Jose's Accord. He put chrome 20s, a body kit, 3" drop, and some ricer altezzas on it and it still looks like ass."

"I just smoked Quazz's 97 Accord Sedan right now in my EP3!"

by Nasty Massey March 26, 2004

Accord

CB7 CD7 Accords are fast if properly tune and put in real Forged parts inside the engine and a hks turbo added the usual Header Fartcan Hi-Flo Catalytic,wider throttle body CAI max out ECU the likes and those thumbs down are those cars and dudes that just got beat by an accord and not counting the prelude because of same family

If a Ricer/JDM equip with only a fartcan and wings can beat Americans how must it be if it was properly tune with Mad out of the world parts you guys lookin for another 5 years before the American standard engine can equal it at best 93 CB7 Accord

by Unidentified Tuner November 9, 2009

The Arusha Accord

The Arusha Accord are a metal band from the UK, consisting predominantly of Aliens and Mutants, some of whom are also known to be registered members of the X-men. Their powers include superhuman memory and the ability to jump a lot. Their bassist is known for being one of the only bassists in the world that is actually audible when playing, however he was not accepted into the Guiness book of world records as this book is made primarily for records set by human beings. The term is also sometimes used as a memory benchmark:

Jim: Hey man, how'd you do on that advanced econ final?

Tom: Terrible, man.

Jim: Didn't you study all 320 pages though?

Tom: Yeah, but I'm not The Arusha Accord.

by TROLL12321 July 6, 2011

Honda Accord

A very ordinary looking car, but is surprisingly very reliable. This car will go through everything with you that involves travel. Most people that drive this car feel they are better than everyone else because they have had the same car for 20 years.

Guy #1: "Hey Guy #2, why do you drive your 15 year old Honda Accord around town for no reason? You just make yourself look like an ass."

Guy #2: "Hey man this car here is my baby, i got so attached to it, i named her Betty."

Guy #1: "You bastard!"

by Bob Bernstein December 11, 2010

in accordance to the prophecy.

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.

Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?

by Lost Almost February 9, 2011