Top Definition
ac·com·pshit·ment (noun)

1. The act of accomplishing absolutely nothing or the state of being unaccomplished.
2. Something not completed successfully; an complete failure.
3. An lack of skill or expertise:
4. No Social poise or grace.
After the offshore IT team completely botched a simple request to move a database from one server to another:

Patel: Mr. John, please to tell request is completed

John: Yes, I was reviewing the results.... quite an accompshitment.
by El Douchebag January 21, 2011

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