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Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
Real accomplishments by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

a sense of pride and accomplishment 

What you will feel when unlocking a character in an EA game.
Shit, it took 40 hours to get Darth Vader, but damn do i feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.

pride and accomplishment 

What I feel when grinding 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader.
The intent was to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking heroes

Accomplishment Burp 

An excessively strident and roaring belch that is to be released in a semi-controlled manor directly after consuming a large meal, thus signifying the hearty sense of physiological accomplishment and satiation.
After eating a can of refried beans, a can of corn, a diced onion, and monterray jack cheese all mixed with a bottle of bbq sauce, Ben released a massive accomplishment burp and as everyone broke into applause, quickly proceeded to the bathroom to take a shit.

accompliments 

(noun) multiple kind remarks made to someone about a single achievement
Joy got accompliments on her excellent idea for a new word in the Urban Dictionary!
accompliments by Dem Girlz May 14, 2015