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Alcowhore
Alcowhore by Bridget Kramer February 3, 2008
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acciwhore • alcowhore • alcawhore • alchiwhore • Aniwhore • Archwhore • Anti-Whore • Acid Whore • Acne Whore • Anki whore
alcowhore
A female who will do anything for a bottle of Smirnoff. The alcowhore is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline retarded). The typical alcowhore attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a muffin top or hungry jack. The alchowhore can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. The alcowhore is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally retarded males into giving them free drinks. Does this sound like you or someone you know? Since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowhore take this simple test to find out.
You Know You're an Alcowhore If:
1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment
2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie
3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.
4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.
5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free [Cap Mo's!!
6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.
If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
You Know You're an Alcowhore If:
1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment
2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie
3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.
4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.
5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free [Cap Mo's!!
6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.
If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
OG Whore: OMG, lets like go to the Sig Ep house and get drunk
New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?
OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work
The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!
New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?
OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work
The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!
Aniwhore
Someone who consistently owns any type of pet for a fraction of a second, then abandons it with no remorse. They typically can be seen posting various snapshots of their new animal friend, gushing over the love they have for the new Sparky of their lives on various social media sites; only to follow up with a new post of "Help me find a home for Sparky #12!"
Aniwhores typically fall in love with the idea or face of a new pet, only to realize their poor asses cannot feed or give basic care. They've also been known to abandon animals because of the following reasons: This puppy shit in my house, it's gotta go.; This Cat scratched my kid, it's gotta go.; This dog barks, it's gotta go.; This rabbit requires food, it's gotta go.
Aniwhores typically fall in love with the idea or face of a new pet, only to realize their poor asses cannot feed or give basic care. They've also been known to abandon animals because of the following reasons: This puppy shit in my house, it's gotta go.; This Cat scratched my kid, it's gotta go.; This dog barks, it's gotta go.; This rabbit requires food, it's gotta go.
"Did you see Josey's new kitten on Facebook!?!," "Which one? The one she dumped in the woods yesterday? Or the
one she picked up coming home from dumping the one in the woods yesterday?" "God, what an Aniwhore!"
one she picked up coming home from dumping the one in the woods yesterday?" "God, what an Aniwhore!"
Aniwhore by OvertheTreetops September 8, 2016
antiwhore
antiwhore by Gimmeficti0n July 27, 2010
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murderhobo
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