accepto admine 

astia de pe clanu mafiei hate sunteti niste terminati

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accepto admine by scar493 August 20, 2019

accentool 

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.

Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.

accentool by Su42579 February 24, 2008

accenture 

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.

Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.

accenture by James2008 August 1, 2008

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

Fat Acceptance Movement 

The only movement with no movement

The only movement in the fat acceptance movement is going to McDonalds to get a large Big Mac large combo, then come back 10 minutes for the same thing.

Fat Acceptance Movement by TheContentiousAsshole October 24, 2022

Acceptance 

This is the stage of grief where you experience death, whether from Life, a relationship, a job, a dream, etc. The stage of acceptance is where there is no ill will toward anyone. No regrets. No sadness. No desperation. You have accepted the fact that all that has come before this moment was there to teach you something. To propel you forward. It is all good.

This is the final countdown. I hear the guitars strumming. I am in total acceptance.

Acceptance by #whileyoucan February 28, 2015

accenture 

Weak quasi-consulting quack house specialising in over-paying over-qualified unambitious grads to tap keyboards all day in awful provincial business parks, courting the hatred and contempt of real workers on site.

That sham Accenture used to be a respected consultancy, but now working there is like robbing tax payers as a hobby on your uni year out.

accenture by Tom Impallomeni April 26, 2005