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Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy 

Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy otherwise known as MVPA is the most duttiest school in the 9. The teachers breath bang like coffee and you’ll be lucky if you don’t get spat on when they’re screaming down your ear hole.
Rah you go Mossbourne Victoria park academy , I heard you’re not allowed a skin fade there”
“Yea , we have to walk around looking like we have mops on our heads”
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Lincoln Park Academy 

A school where teachers have affairs with each other and the students fuck in the bathrooms.
Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”

oasis academy shirley park 

A school full of fake bitches, wanna be roadmen

And neeks theirs a very thew real people and year 10 and 11 are the best year everyone bellow are all of the above

oasis academy lister park 

A smelly shitty school for ass licks and pussy wagon drivers
Aw ffs u just rolled around in pig shit and now u smell like oasis academy lister park.

lydiard park academy 

One of the most Peng schools in England 😎
Hey, kid. What is that fine ass looking school over there?

Oh just Lydiard park academy

lodge park academy 

A shit school in Corby where the teachers (mr John English) hit the kids and the food is mouldy
dr akgul: hi
Miss irons: lodge park academy
lodge park academy by Miss shafei February 7, 2022

ditton park academy 

'i go ditton park academy'

'i am so sorry.'