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alien abduction survivor 

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."

Alien Abduction 

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.
Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.
Alien Abduction by bubba May 4, 2004

Passive Abduction 

The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.
I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting.
Passive Abduction by KerrBox July 29, 2009

absduction 

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.
I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.
absduction by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

The Audiction

The so called epilepsy god, but he's just a french guy with a love for a baguette and a ton of stacks of lyrics videos to make
1: hey that guy likes bread to much, he needs to stop
2: let him be, he's the audictions

Audiction 

An Audio Addiction.
When you cant get enough of a song or a band.
I have a really bad audiction to the Killers this week.

Last month I was audicted to death cab for cutie.

This song is just too audictive.
Audiction by Jordan R.M. February 7, 2009