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4.
adj. ridiculous, dumb, crazy.
But that is the most absurd thing that I've ever heard!
by th100 May 27, 2010
 
1.
crazy, unreasonable, untimely
"That guys Escalade on 24s was absurd"
by willR April 29, 2005
 
2.
a word meaning ridiculous, commonly used by the character snape.
could someone be a portkey? no, thats absurd
by pigfarts headmaster August 23, 2010
 
3.
ridiculous, something unbelievable, amazing
That play in the game last night was absolutely absurd.
by johnnybnotcool January 29, 2009