absorbing your nutrients 

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

absorbing your nutrients by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

absorbent thong by Lunicus December 3, 2011

absorbanent

An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.

The rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!

absorbanent by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 13, 2008

aborginginal 

An aboriginal who is also a ginger (ranga). Typically the white ranga who claims to be aboriginal.

Person 1: Look at that ranga, he's such an aborginginal.
Person 2: How is he an abo? He's full ranga. Is he 1/16th aboriginal or something?
Person 1: Idk but he goes around saying that he's proud to be an aboriginal.
Person 2: Fuckin aborginginal.

aborginginal by rangaroundup69 February 24, 2022

skate aborting 

When a skater dude bombs his trick right on a heavily pregnant woman

Dude I got paid 20 bucks today to bomb a trick right on this pregnant woman

So I called it skate aborting

skate aborting by Arizona ranger December 27, 2020

Absorbogender 

This is a gender identity where you absorb and usurp the gender identity of other people, resetting them to their sex assigned at birth.

PERSON 1: Hi, I'm non-binary, I go by they/them

PERSON 2: Not anymore

PERSON 1: Excuse me, what?

PERSON 2: I am absorbogender, meaning I absorbed your gender identity and you have been reset to your sex assigned at birth. Respect my existence, or expect my resistance, bigot

PERSON 1: Wow, sorry I didn't know. So stunning and brave!

Absorbogender by DeathIsaPreferableAltCommunism October 4, 2021