Arieling 

The act of shopping online between the hours of 1AM - 5AM during a bout of insomnia

Oh, darling! I almost ended up buying an oven from Amazon while I was arieling last night.

Arieling by shhhSEA April 24, 2020

Abseiling

The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.

fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??

Abseiling by DuncanH June 25, 2009

abseiling

the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff

Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk

abseiling by marcus and gaz August 20, 2003

absailing 

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

absailing by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Arseling 

An Englishman who's called an Ass

Arnold: You have come to this land from another
Joshua: Indeed I have, but I was born an Englishman

Arnold: we will let you stay but you will be an arseling of this land
Joshua: so be it, but I'll atleast be an Englishman

Arseling by Father Figure 69 August 9, 2016

Midnight Abseiling 

For a man thumb his ass hole and wank at the same time in an abseiling fashion

Michael found him self at a loose end and went for a Midnight Abseilingmidnight abseil

Midnight Abseiling by maverick360 November 24, 2010

abseiling

Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.

"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."

abseiling by JBScopel April 17, 2008