Any native inhabitant of any land who is not purely of northern European descent who, due to that fact that their skin is even slightly less pasty than others, claim close kinship with the microcosm of African Americans who are gangster-rappers.
Kid: Mummy, is that guy a rapper?
Mum: No dear, he's just a polynesian wannabe wearing baggy clothes and fake bling.
Kid: Why does he do that, Mummy?
Mum: He's forgotten that he has an awesome culture too because all he does is watch MTV all day! He's what you call an abonigger.