Any native inhabitant of any land who is not purely of northern European descent who, due to that fact that their skin is even slightly less pasty than others, claim close kinship with the microcosm of African Americans who are gangster-rappers.
Kid: Mummy, is that guy a rapper?
Mum: No dear, he's just a polynesian wannabe wearing baggy clothes and fake bling.
Kid: Why does he do that, Mummy?
Mum: He's forgotten that he has an awesome culture too because all he does is watch MTV all day! He's what you call an abonigger.
n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.
Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.
Examples of American promises:
1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."
"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.