customer avoidance 

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

customer avoidance by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

Abundance of caution 

This type of caution is typically practiced by institutions and larger private sector organisations seeking to minimise exposure to personal injury or similar legal claims but has during the early part of 2020 increasingly been adopted by individuals seeking to cover up their total panic on realising their previous publicly stated position on a matter of significant risk was riddled with hubris and incoherent bravado.

“...out of an abundance of caution, temperature checks are now being performed on any individuals who are in close contact with the President and Vice President...”

Abundance of caution by Connell1968 March 14, 2020

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

abundance relief technician by Necryn July 16, 2020

practicing avoidance 

"Practicing avoidance" is just a passive aggressive way of saying you were giving someone the silent treatment or ghosting them.

Bitch please you weren't " practicing avoidance" you were giving me the silent treatment!

practicing avoidance by BEEFREE16 July 13, 2022

Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) 

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.

"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".

Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009

Natural Abundance 

the condition one is immersed in upon consuming great amounts marijuana. one can call the act of smoking the aforementioned marijuana "pluming forth".

Guy 1: DUDE let's go get some natural abundance!
Guy 2: I already plumed forth, man!!
Girl 3: natural abundance (in the tune of sensual seduction)
Guy 4: splendiiiiiiid!

Natural Abundance by splendid abundance July 9, 2009

Work avoidance technician 

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

Work avoidance technician by Uncow March 23, 2011