abdoption

1. The right to have something By Force! Ab - Against and adoption, A word combining the words adoption and abduction. abduct - carry away by force; adoption from ad (on) and option the right to have something, as in adding the right to have a new child in a home.

2. An adoption of a child that results from abducting a child from the natural parents.

3. An Adoption that is done Against the will of one or both parents.

Little Jimmy was stolen from his home Texas and given to another family through an abdoption in Utah!

The Mother used an abdoption so the child would never see his father who was in prison so he could not see their son!

by Mysterious Wording January 16, 2008

abdopted

When someone is abducted from an orphanage.

Jimmy was abdopted from St. Mary's Orphanage just the other day. He now lives with a strange woman who didn't want to go through the paperwork for adopting.

by Boliver Shagnasty November 30, 2009

abdopt

When you steal a child and raise them as your own.

If the child is obtained through human trafficking, the payment is typically laundered through a fake, massively expensive purchase at an online retailer like Etsy or Overstock.com.

"My $10,900 nightstand from Perigold came with a kid inside, so we decided to abdopt."

by WayfairConspiracyIsNotReal July 12, 2020

Abdopt

Verb. (abdoption, abdopted, abdopting) Refers to the practise of acquiring an animal (usually a cat) by feeding and housing it, and then partially assuming ownership even though it clearly is domestic and had a previous owner. Often in an abdoption, the new self-proclaimed 'owners' are reluctant to take the cat to a vet clinic to check for a microchip or to put up missing pet flyers.

"My cat Fred is adorable! He just loves his jelly meat!"
"He's not your cat, you abdopted him."

by Wokkawokkawokka September 17, 2018

Abdopted

The act of abducting an orphan

An orphan just just got abdopted from the orphanage!

by [e-mail] February 11, 2020