Jav is an abandonator
by Abandonator July 21, 2015
Someone who is scared/worried of someone might be abandoning them.
Sometimes leads to attachment issues.
Sometimes leads to attachment issues.
Ex1 : You might have abandonment issues.
Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.
Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.
Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.
Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.
by GeyGuy October 3, 2023
As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 March 18, 2011
When your girlfriend fucks off on a cruise leaving you to plan your own weekend at the Australian Open.
by TheAbandoned October 5, 2023
by milk.cookie January 5, 2023
Verbs:
To leave behind or stop caring for someone or something
To stop or give up on doing something
To cancel or abort with something that was planned or agreed on
To renounce one's beliefs or principles
(abandon someone/something to) To give up or relinquish control of someone or something
To leave a place without intending to return
(abandon to) To give (oneself) over to something, especially unrestrainedly
Nouns
Plural for a complete lack of inhibition or restraint
To leave behind or stop caring for someone or something
To stop or give up on doing something
To cancel or abort with something that was planned or agreed on
To renounce one's beliefs or principles
(abandon someone/something to) To give up or relinquish control of someone or something
To leave a place without intending to return
(abandon to) To give (oneself) over to something, especially unrestrainedly
Nouns
Plural for a complete lack of inhibition or restraint
“Shahn became so excited over the camera's capabilities that he decided to abandon painting forever.”
by iogroi2 October 21, 2022