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slugging a vegas slot 

Slamming your erect (or not) penis into the coin insert slot of a casino slot machine. Usually is until point of orgasm rendering the machine unusable because of the mass amount of seminal fluids.
Damn, slugging a Vegas slot really hurts but hell is it funny.

Save a blackout For Vegas 

This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.
Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?

Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas

Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas 

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.
I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan 

When you have experience in the sexual activities.
Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)

Eat A Vegan Day 

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.
-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!
Eat A Vegan Day by Fëlít June 26, 2022

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan 

When you aren't a vegan
hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan