A person who has a emo shrine of monster cans in his room because he's "edgy" and "cool" He also has sex with keyboards.
"Hey look, he's fingering his keycaps!"
"Oh yeah, he must be a Finley Towner"
by bigchongychingy January 24, 2022
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A person that has lived in Healdsburg,Ca all his life, as well graduating from the high school, and yet remains in the same town!
A year ago he was a hound, He's still around, You can hear his sound, Read his bloggs, Every word, every pronoun, cause hes the motha fucken H-TOWNER hes always down!-Mustafa Tolosa
by Valentin Fernandez October 22, 2007
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People who live in tilbury and look like tramps
These tilbury towners are moist
by Talibad June 29, 2017
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a dance move that signals women that your girlfriend(s) is(are) out of town.
At the dance party, Blues did the Out of Towner to attract the younger sluts.
by bread infection November 26, 2009
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The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.
by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022
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A morbidly obese person who sees themselves as a social justice warrior. They tend to ridicule others beliefs that differ from their own while hiding behind a keyboard.
Dude quit being a towner!!
by Derpdiddlyderp November 4, 2021
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