Definitions by Derpdiddlyderp
Caw caw
A fat sold drunk from upstate NY who tells everyone he’s a southerner. A compulsive liar even to his closest friends. Sometimes poses as a Native American named Dutch Blackfeather. Also known as a pretendian.
Caw caw by Derpdiddlyderp December 7, 2022
Towner
A morbidly obese person who sees themselves as a social justice warrior. They tend to ridicule others beliefs that differ from their own while hiding behind a keyboard.
Towner by Derpdiddlyderp November 4, 2021