2 definitions by Derpdiddlyderp

A morbidly obese person who sees themselves as a social justice warrior. They tend to ridicule others beliefs that differ from their own while hiding behind a keyboard.
Dude quit being a towner!!
by Derpdiddlyderp November 4, 2021
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A fat sold drunk from upstate NY who tells everyone he’s a southerner. A compulsive liar even to his closest friends. Sometimes poses as a Native American named Dutch Blackfeather. Also known as a pretendian.
Hey look what olcaw caw posted on his IG and YT. God he’s a complete fuckin moron!
by Derpdiddlyderp December 7, 2022
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