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a whale of a ass 

Jordyn: hi, how are you.

Me: GYAT DAMN YOU GOT A WHALE OF A ASS!!

drank like a whale 

This describes the behavior of an open alcoholic, consuming vast quantities of booze.
Duke drank like a whale, after retiring from the military!

Tits on a whale 

It can mean anything such as holy shit etc.

Originates from the ultimate-guitar forums.
Tits on a whale by fretsonfire74 August 24, 2008

Fail like a Whale 

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.
You Fail like a Whale, bitch!
Fail like a Whale by americanaidan November 25, 2010

i got a whale 

A phrase you would say when you're stoned and had a whirl in your head, but you don't feel like pronouncing it properly.
P1 - I got a whale!
P2 - Yeah, i thought you looked dizzy for a while.
i got a whale by KubaSz November 12, 2011

tits on a whale 

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.
1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)
tits on a whale by solflyvoy August 21, 2008