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I have a tv 

I term used to call your self a Teletubbie or saying you simply have a TV.

Teletubbies had those gray squares on their stomach that turned into a tv.
I have a TV! Again, again! Uh oh!
I have a tv by Andy May 13, 2005

Parents should have bought a tv 

It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.
Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.

I bet you cant mount a tv 

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce
Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

The TV is a triangle 

When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.
The TV is a triangle

Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E 

Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.
Boy: A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E <3

Girl: Omg awhh, I love you <3