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Y!A Troll 

There are two kinds of trolls.

~~1st kind. REPORTER TROLLS. Hated by virtually everyone. And I bet deep down they hate themselves, because they are so pathetic that they have nothing better to do than report (usually innocent) Qs and As on Yahoo Answers. If you suspect someone of being a troll: BLOCK!! Trolls rarely have avatar pictures or screen names, but sometimes they do so beware.

~~2nd kind. Trolls like Phil J. Yes hes the most famous one. Ooh I bet his mummy's proud that ickle Phil has become famous on the Internet. But not for writing excellent poetry, or cracking hilarious jokes. Oh no. Phil J likes to "entertain" us with stories of how his girlfriend poops on him while he touches himself. He'll end his disgusting little story with "..it was a lot more erotic than I expected".
The 1st kind of Y!A troll, reporters, are probably obese, middle-aged virgins who live in their mother's basement. Pathetic.
Y!A Troll by hellzbellz!!! April 28, 2009

Pull A Troll 

To be obnoxious and copy what others say while trying to act smart.
Terry is known to pull a troll every now and then.

Choke a troll

choke a troll = smoke a bowl. used to try and sound unsuspicious around teachers/cops/authority figures. probably doesnt work, but its a good way to confuse people. "Poke a mole" also works. i guess anything that rhymes with smoke a bowl.
stoner 1-"want to go choke a troll in between some garages during lunch?"
stoner 2-"do i want to what?"
stoner1-"cmon, you know... chOKE a trOLL"
stoner2-"uhhhhmmm, yeah. sure."

Whack-A-Troll 

This is a game to rid message boards of the irritating trolls. Reminiscent of the carnival game of a similar name, the object is to be the first one to clobber an idiot when it's inane postings appear and make it go back in it's hole.
"I tried to get the first two hits in on the Whack-A-Troll game yesterday, but my buddy beat me to the knock out punch"
Whack-A-Troll by FireIced February 25, 2010

You're a liar and a troll 

A famous line originating from Nsider2 forums said many times by its biggest troll. He pretends that he is not a troll and puts the blame on others
"I thought I was the number one VJ fan"

"You're a liar and a troll"

roll a troll

Rolling a troll is the act of robbery on a sexual predator known by the name “troll” by street kids. Usually you have one fall person to bring the “troll” into a secluded place or blind alley where you have friends waiting or following you. In a gang action you beat and rob the troll, and give a few extra kicks for being a pervert. Methodical planed out action of robbing someone who deserves it. The robbery of a pedophile.
"we had no money so me and bob decided to go down town and roll a troll"
"this guy turned out to be a troll so we rolled his ass"
"can't we think of something better to do then rolling trolls tonight"
roll a troll by McGite December 5, 2006