talking to a brick wall 

Is a phrase used to sarcastically explain that the person you are talking to do is not listening or is so dumb that they don't understand

Wow you're so stupid it's like talking to a brick wall

talking to a brick wall by Ohdearlol December 28, 2013

like talking to a wall 

Talking without receiving any kind of reaction or response from the person you're speaking to; Or talking to someone and they react or respond as if you never said what you just said to them.

"I poured my heart out to her and she just stared at me with a blank expression on her face. It was like talking to a wall!"

like talking to a wall by Doctor Mac November 7, 2013

talking to a brick wall 

Talking to a brick wall means that you are talking to someone who can't comprehend what the person is saying

I'm fr talking to a brick wall rn, nvm.

talking to a brick wall by Sabriiinaaa February 10, 2017

like talking to a dead bear 

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

like talking to a dead bear by 15989232 September 26, 2006

You're talking to a mirror

An insult used to argue with hypocrites, whose words also affects themselves.

Ugly person: wow, why are you so ugly?
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.

You're talking to a mirror by Old Jun Shang October 1, 2023

Talking Screws To A Hammer 

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

Talking Screws To A Hammer by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic by fffffffffff December 24, 2007