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Slong on a stick 

Slong on a stick is actual hotdog with ketchup or mayo if your gay just like a penis
Hey you must like Slong on a stick with mayo not ketchup or actual hotdog shape like a penis that's slong on stick

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong 

A peinicular area (penis)
hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

Does Rudy have a massive shlong 

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*

Dom with a small shlong

This is a word used to describe someone which you should knowby reading the title. This person is usually known for saying you titties are jiggling and your dad left but its all jokes, or is it? He has lucid dreams about being in bed with his crush names olivia.
#sorrynotsorry dom
Dom with a small shlong-is a defenition for all doms out there

One arm as long as the other

Basically turning up somewhere with nothing to give when something is expected. i.e coming to a party empty handed. Irish in origin
Jim: "Dave arrived in late to the wedding yesterday, the clown"

John: "Typical. Did he bring a pressie"

Jim: "Not at all, arrived in with one arm as long as the other"