The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your
dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to
poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love
bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last
night when all of a sudden I remembered why my
life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir
Mitchell act