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took a shit on me 

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

Took a shit on Bob 

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.
*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.
Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

taking a big shit on them

hi mommy i am taking a big shit on them

Shit on a Shingle 

My dad was in the army for 24 years and my mom use to make this for him. I love the stuff. The navy uses chipped beef but I prefer the hamburger version.
Here is an official U.S. Army recipe for SOS:
CREAMED BEEF ON TOAST (SOS)
1/2 lb. ground beef
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
4 tbsp. sifted flour
1 cup evaporated milk
1 cup water
2 tbsp. butter
Brown ground beef in its own fat. Remove excess fat and save for making roux. Season with salt and pepper. To make roux, place 2 tbsp. reserved fat in double broiler or heavy pan. Slowly add sifted flour, stirring constantly over low heat until thoroughly blended. Cook for five minutes. Do not brown. Combine milk and water. Add butter and scald (not burn) in double broiler or heavy pan. Add roux to scalded milk, stirring constantly until thoroughly blended. Add meat mixture and cook about 10 minutes, or until desired consistency. Serve on toast.

shit on a shingle 

creamed chipped beef on toast
Do we have to have shit on a shingle again.
shit on a shingle by Light Joker December 27, 2004

shit on a stick 

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")
"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"
shit on a stick by DS September 24, 2003