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Pulling a Ready 

When a chick carries you home because you're too wasties to walk yourself
'How was last night?'
'Man I got so wasted, Anna had to carry me home...I totally got busted pulling a Ready'
Pulling a Ready by Sandy Panties January 6, 2015

pulled up a raddy 

having an idea/s of helping with understanding gfx
Pulled up a raddy

someone : yo rei this gfx too hard I dont understand how to do this .

rei: yo *n word* lemme teach u how to do it rq
pulled up a raddy by Blurryy July 23, 2021

gimmee-a-marrbbb-redddd 

The only words that a man comming off of a crack binge can muster up.
After biting the top of a Marlboro Red cigarette pack in the mids of a crack bringe, Joe exclaimed ' GIMMEE-A-MARRBBB-REDDD! '

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter 

Basically being too full to move.
Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

I'm not ready for a relationship 

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*

Redder Than A Pumped Pussy 

To say something is fuckin red
"Fuck man, you're stoned as fuck! Your eyes are Redder Than A Pumped Pussy!"