Baking a meatloaf 

When a bald guy wears a baseball cap and gets a sunburn, and the resulting burn pattern resembles a hunk of meatloaf on the back of their head.

Max: "Woah, looks like you're baking a meatloaf on your noggin!"
Thomas: "Damn, should've worn sunscreen I guess!"

Baking a meatloaf by Fidelcashflow88 September 23, 2019

plugging a meatloaf 

1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.

1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.

2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.

plugging a meatloaf by Madison J October 18, 2003

plugging a meatloaf 

fucking a chick who just lays there and makes you do all the work.

plugging a meatloaf, also known as doin a fushi

plugging a meatloaf by TommyBoys May 4, 2006

having a meatloaf 

alex.

“what does having a meatloaf mean?”
“oh it’s just alex!”

having a meatloaf by alex_big_fan September 11, 2021

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021