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A Lift Full of Milk 

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.
We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.
A Lift Full of Milk by Pete’s A December 9, 2023
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need a lift 

To need to get driven somewhere in a car.
'I need a lift. Can you drive me there?'
need a lift by bel-a-boo October 31, 2013

bum a lift 

To hitch a free ride whether by car or any other transport method.
Hey, your passing my way! Can I bum a lift please?
bum a lift by Simple-UK September 19, 2020

Shit in a Lift 

A person who completely dominates a conversation or proceedings, like finding a shit in a lift. No one in that lift is going to be talking about anything else.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to meetings with him. He never lets you talk. He swore he was just going to sit and listen."

Person B: "Yeah, he's a real shit in a lift"
Shit in a Lift by NewArtRiot August 3, 2011

Thumbing A Lift 

Lowering a girl/guy onto your thumb whilst supporting their weight to create maximum insertion/gratification.
"Why were you holding her up?"
"Ah she was just thumbing a lift"

"How did you get her so turned on?"
"She just thumbed a lift of me and loved it"
Thumbing A Lift by Newbstar April 13, 2009

thumb a lift 

do a signal with your thumb for a vehicle to stop and give you a free lift
I did no intend to thumb a lift
thumb a lift by veronica1292 February 5, 2017

Getting a lift syndrome 

When you have watched too much Fake Taxi porn you don't know what to do in a situation when someone gives you a life
I think I have getting a lift syndrome. My mate gave me a lift and I thought I had to give him a blowie.