a gaggle of dicks 

Noun:

1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.

A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.

2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.

Noun

1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"

2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.

a gaggle of dicks by stewpoowoo March 3, 2014

a gaggle of porch dicks 

when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.

If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.

a gaggle of porch dicks by max keller April 10, 2015

a gaggle of cunts 

A flock a bitchy women with stinky pussy's

I ran into a gaggle of cunts at the supermarket and had to make sure I wasn't at the fish hatchery.

a gaggle of cunts by Dr.wise December 2, 2017

A Gaggle of Cunts 

A group of cyclists on the road who refuses to move or speed up for cars

Sorry I was late, I was stuck behind a gaggle of cunts

A Gaggle of Cunts by Helloyoucunt August 15, 2023

Plow a gagger 

To plow a gagger is slang for snorting a large line of Cocaine or Crystal Meth. Plowing comes from the size of the line being too large to snort at a normal speed so the user accidentally 'plows' the line with the straw, moving the drug rather than snorting it up the tube. Gagger comes from the action of gagging that is often associated with snorting a line of this magnitude.

Dude, I just scored an eight ball! Lets go plow a gagger.

Plow a gagger by Cannibalizer January 19, 2010

A Giggle 

a group or series of gifs

Thomas sent me a giggle of gifs

A Giggle by pablomilk December 13, 2021

A Gargle of Dicks

" A Gargle of Dicks " refers to a gathering of dicks, as such the same sort of term one would use to describe a gathering of dragons ( A Bonfire of Dragons )

" Ya know the other day I went to the spa, but damn it was just a gargle of dicks. "

There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.

A Gargle of Dicks by RawFeNriS1 February 20, 2025