You're such a dork 

A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it

Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: Oh my god, you're such a dork! But, you're my dork.

You're such a dork by gooeygal December 23, 2017

Grade A dork 

Grade A dork

Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.

That Grade A dork kicked me for no reason.

Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.

That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.

Grade A dork by original_oseanoman December 14, 2009

adore-a-dork 

When you have a crush on a dork or a nerd, or you think they're adorkable.

Jamie: Did you see Ray's suspenders? SO cute!

Kayla: Are you serious? He's such a nerd!

Jamie : Hence him being adorkable! I guess I adore-a-dork!

adore-a-dork by TrueGleek January 21, 2010

You’re a dork 

Don’t be fooled, this actually means “I love you”.

“You look really cute today”
“God, you’re a dork”

You’re a dork by iTacocati December 21, 2017

schlorp a dork 

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)

1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."

schlorp a dork by Ywertq November 16, 2010

Flork-A-Dork 

Someone who is extremely flamboyantly gay and enjoys being raped by other men. Enjoys spending their time bent over a chair as an Army Battalion repeatedly ravishes his ass hole. Anyone who can do the Great American Challenge in the ass without resistance.

Look at that flork-a-dork in the sparkle denim jacket, pink short shorts and roller skates!

Flork-A-Dork by cumblood February 23, 2011

Taylor is a Dork 

A person named Taylor who is lame.

Brad:Oh man taylor is a dork.

Chad:Yeah dude she’s toarally lame.

Taylor is a Dork by (PEN15) June 27, 2019