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a country unicorn 

Unicorn Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her and throw away the key ...

Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long

Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious 

A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious

Never nuke a country twice 

A response to all the stuff from Japan westerners think of as "weird" (Tentacle porn, Japanese game shows, etc.) It blames the cultural differences between western countries and Japan as an effect of the radiation from the two nukes dropped on Japan under World War 2.
"Where does hentai come from?"
"I don't know, but it's probably from Japan ."
"I guess that's why you should never nuke a country twice."

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.
"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

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Queen Without A Country

Queen Without A Country -- Usually and obnoxiously flamboyant gay man who is fashion-challenged, unattractive, clueless, narcissistic, and totally unaware that he's hated by most of the people he considers friends or acquaintances
Perez Hilton thinks he's HOTT, but GURL, he's so a Queen Without a Country. The same for losers like Johnny Weir and Emanuel Sandhu.

what a country 

Phrase
1. Sarcastic saying when bewildered by the country you are in
2. You actually like the country
after Ben had another full body search and bag check, James said "what a Country"
what a country by Chopper17 November 4, 2017

taiwan is a country 

taiwan is a country
is not a country bro
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