a blumpkin
a blumpkin by mbd8907 August 23, 2006
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give Trump a blumpkin
To really really really suck. Even if you liked to give blumpkins, it would be really suck to give Trump one because he eats McDonald’s every day, and because, well......, he’s Trump.
Don’t go to that show. It’s gonna give Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.
give Trump a blumpkin by Tyeumm January 22, 2021
A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin
When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.
"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"
A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin by Juan Perico March 8, 2009
Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise
After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009
The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse
Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?
Random Slut: What is that?
Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!
Random Slut: What is that?
Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!