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baller on a budget 

A phrase used as a noun overall. An individual who seemlessly combines the social attributes of a "baller" (one who demonstrates a dispensable income at social gatherings which automatically lead to popularity and desirability with both the male and female members of any given social group in any given social situation) and a budget-minded individual who aspires to achieve a similar level of popularity and desirability without having a dispensable income on hand.
Have you ever seen a Pontial Fiero (1984-1988) with a Lamborghini body kit? From 100' away, it looks like a Lamborghini, but when it drives by, it sure sounds like a US Mail Delivery Van. That's a baller on a budget! ;-)

Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.

Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?

If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!

baller-on-a-budget 

a man who acts like he is a baller, but is broke. he no ball. he a broken man...help him
trey is so fake, acting like hes balling, that guys a baller-on-a-budget

Baller-on-a-budget 

Hes such a baller-on-a-budget!! He told us that he had a great job in the city but he actually waits tables downtown? I mean, why lie? #baller-on-a-budget
Baller-on-a-budget by PJ06067 August 8, 2018

A balless mike 

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.
Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
A balless mike by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

A-balled 

It’s when a sorority or potentially a fraternity blocks you from joining.

It’s when they get sick of highschoolers coming up to all their parties so they block them before they even get to join or get into the college.
Girl 1: omg she’s at that frat party again?!?
Girl 2: Well don’t worry about it I heard she got a-balled by all the big sororities!
Girl 1: Good!
A-balled by Mariangirllllol March 23, 2019

bust a ballerina 

To make a u-turn, often unexpectedly or illegally. Variation: flip a bitch.
We had to bust a ballerina 'cause we missed the Krispy Kreme drive through.