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B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome)

A college student who has no job and goes through the STRUGGLE when they ain got no money.
Im a college student and I suffer from B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome).

B.A.C. P.A.C.s 

A bunch of people (usually guys), that are cry babies, but act like they're grown men, or a "real man"... It's short for Bitch Ass Clowns and Punk Ass Clowns...
A group of B.A.C. P.A.C.s at work didn't get their way , so they all went home at lunchtime...
B.A.C. P.A.C.s by Las Vegas Ninja October 16, 2023

C.S.A.B.H.

Can't Shit Anywhere But Home (C.S.A.B.H.) is a disease that plagues millions of Americans. It haunts our nation and there is really no cure. We just have to embrace that fact that some people cannot shit in public.
"Yo man, I have to go home and shit."

"Why dude? You can use my bathroom."

"No, I C.S.A.B.H."

A’s, B’s, C’s, etc.

Queue system used for rotation in a group smoking Blunts or joints. Positions in queue are decided by calling out “A’s” or “B’s” and so on. Positions can also be chosen based on who rolled the blunt and gets to spark it. A’s means you’re first, B’s means you’re second, and so on.
“i got A’s, B’s, C’s, etc. on this blunt i rolled because i’m smoking alone.”

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me 

hello fellow bored people, thank u for coming here.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me