Smothered by a gay ape 

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

Smothered by a gay ape by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

Running around like a striped ass ape 

1. being extremely busy or multitasking

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.

Running around like a striped ass ape by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009

runnin like a striped ass ape 

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

runnin like a striped ass ape by snj8594 April 24, 2010

Ape on a stick 

A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.

Omg Lennie! You ape on a stick! Quit climbin’ the freakin’ mini blinds!

Ape on a stick by Snakpak G December 31, 2020

eat a grape rape an ape 

this is a tradition in arfica

mmmm this grape is nice but so is this ape eat a grape rape an ape

eat a grape rape an ape by devilboy8 May 25, 2016

not-a-pe-nis 

not-a-pe-nis is a product that markiplier made. not-a-pe-nis is a split of not a penis.

guy: "what are you holding?"
other guy: "it's definitely not-a-pe-nis"

not-a-pe-nis by not-a-pe-nis November 16, 2020

not-a-pe-nis 

not-a-pe-nis is a product for "farming" but just mainly has two wheels on the back and one long cubic board that has tethers so it can "shake" as if a penis does

not-a-pe-nis is not a penis

not-a-pe-nis by not-a-pe-nis November 18, 2020