Robert is a beastly person. Hes unbelievably sexy! He's also amazing in bed! Robert has a big wang and everybody wants it!!
by Courtneyyyy35 January 20, 2012
He's tall, charming and beautiful, the type of person who will always make you laugh and comfortable around them, who will always respect and take good care of you. Everyone loves them, they're gorgeous with the most beautiful brown eyes, you won't want to let them go.
by ILoveToLove<3 March 2, 2022
Robert is a fucking legened that licks booty holes only on the weekends. Most of the time he is blasting music or watching videos about mixing. He is the kind of guy you can't tell what to do because his ears will lose hearing if you do. Robert is so funny he will make your chest collapse because sometimes his spinal cord comes out of his neck and it gets in everyones guacomole. He eats enough food to feed a village and is always thin. Sometimes robert gets lost in his bed when he's meditating and can't find his way out the sheets.
Robert is out of this Dimension.
girl 1 have you seen robert?
girl2 Nope he is porbably in the clouds again
girl 1 tell him to come down, I got him some Texas Native Pecans
girl 1 have you seen robert?
girl2 Nope he is porbably in the clouds again
girl 1 tell him to come down, I got him some Texas Native Pecans
by weareone1ove July 14, 2020
A guy with a huge wiener he’s a chick magnet he’s tall and hot and has a chad personality he prob gets invited first to all the parties and gets straight As on all his classes
a truly perfect individual
a truly perfect individual
girl: omg jessica is that robert
jessica: yes it’s him he fingerblasted my pussy and it was sooooo good
girl: omg i wish he’d do that to me too
jessica: yes it’s him he fingerblasted my pussy and it was sooooo good
girl: omg i wish he’d do that to me too
by Verbtheserf January 17, 2022
Just an absolute top bloke. Most famous for slaying flatties and shredding fatties. Known as a literal god to some, known as the second coming of Jesus Christ to others. A pest to both blokes and Liptons Peach Ice Tea.
Her: I just caught some fattie flatties
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty
by SindromNobba June 9, 2021
A great pilot who always keeps a good head on his shoulders. Sometimes gets frustrated when things don't work right. Short. always caring and helpful.
by PiperComanche November 7, 2017
- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid
- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid
- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
Goddammit Robert
by Hematochezia August 14, 2017