An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.
by Tadahoe December 16, 2016
When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberting
Other version: Roberting
by Masternerd October 11, 2019
Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.
by Fatima Garcia October 25, 2018
absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants
by bobby5t1 January 26, 2021
A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock
Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
by Pedohunter420 November 26, 2019
A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER
by Thrgycy March 21, 2017