Rivers are usually fine af and there cute and when they smile man it’s like ur heart just explodes!!! He’s a total sweetheart but kind of a heartbreaker but doesn’t mean to be. He’s shy until u get to know him and he for sure isn’t shy on Snapchat if he’s into you. And sometimes he will leave you on delivered fora whileeee :( you love him!
by Sksksskdefinition October 22, 2019
The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)
3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...
by n00b August 8, 2004
A sexy man who everyone loves, but makes rumors about. He gets angry easily but the anger goes away eventually.
by rivvvvvvv December 8, 2017
The fifth and last card turned in No Limit Texas Hold'em, Usually followed with the words "Fuck" or "Mise"
I had the four card flush and i hit the 5th club on the river and i was like "MISE!" until i saw he had the full house so i quicky followed with "Fuck!"
by Steve November 14, 2003
usually defined as a flowing body of water.
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
A)Have u heard that river has a new partner?
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 26, 2022
The most adorable man you'll ever meet!
Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Sit next to a River, and you'll feel all better!
If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.
"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.
"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
by I actually sing and dance March 12, 2023
River is the best person in this world and they will always be there for you.If you ever find a river always keep them and if you hurt my river i will hunt you down and LITERALLY KILL YOU. River is super nice and cool and will always take care of you no matter what even if they dont feel well or having a bad day.On the other part river can also be very weird and make weird noises.River is the best cousin and is like a mom to me.
by Go_Away1239000 December 9, 2022