Jonahs are the kind of people who will always be there for you, and would never leave your side. Even when they can rough days, always be there for a Jonah cause they will always be there for you. They can become one of your best friends, and if they do, keep them. They can always make you laugh, and even through they can be a little weird, its something you'll end up always loving.
"Have you met Jonah? He's the best!"
by One of Jonah's Bestfriends January 28, 2018
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When someone gives a blowjob while making whale noises
This girl I hooked up with gave me The Jonah last night and I’m not sure how to feel about it...
by Jonahandthewhale September 2, 2019
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a loving and caring boyfriend who will do anything for his girlfriend. he has brown to black color shifting hair and adorable brown eyes, he’s muscular and a sweetheart but tries not to show it unless your his friend or significant other
Jonah is such a sweetheart
Jonah would make a he best boyfriend
by alicia-rylie October 23, 2019
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Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E
Person one: I heard a weird thing last night..and someone tried to grab me
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah
by Rickypeepee May 10, 2019
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The sweetest guy you'll ever see! He's so nice and kind. He's a great listener and an even better dancer😂. He's so smart and funny and weird (in a good way.)
Never have a dance-off with Jonah, you'll always lose.
by That weird brown girl January 29, 2019
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Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
by WDW Limelight July 4, 2019
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A guy who loves memes and is as crazy as heck. Fights with a girl about who’s “the most epic” He’s a great friend tho
Jonah: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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