In Oakville, a mystical creature exists known only to the locals as JAR JAR, a large African-Canadian male subject who enjoys consuming human spines, and harassing, old help-less men with patty hats and no ways to defend themself. He rules over the kingdom of Hopedale with an iron fist, and sends roaming death squads (known as the "Hopedale Kr3w")to terrorize the Red Hat Society (old women and Korean War veterans). He is the illegitimate son of Erykah Badu and Jar Jar Binks, and this in turn caused him to father three glowing, white children with his sweatpant-wearing, dumb redneck of a white girl.
yo ol' man, what you sayin'!? Me Jar Jar, show some respect, white boy!! (old man craps himself) Nice hat!!!
by sexyalien69 April 4, 2006
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Man with a great personality, extremely good looking, with a nice body. Tends to keep quiet about his life, but takes the time to care about others. Down to Earth, very easy to talk to. Making people laugh is just part of his nature. Very respectful. Hands down one of the greatest guys I've ever met. Only downfall is he tends to find people who doesn't appreciate his full potential or worth.
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