1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."
by The Strut October 1, 2004
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A tobacco cigarette, usually of the roll-up variety.

An abbreviation of "gaffer".
You coming out for a gaff?
by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010
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a long pole usually made out of bamboo or aluminum with a hook on the end. it is stuck into large fishes in order to bring them onto a fishing boat.
he gaffed the tuna in the head.

i need a gaff here.
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Acronym of the infamous web site Godawful Fan Fiction and its associated message board, dedicated to finding, discussing, eviscerating and laughing at the worst examples of fan fiction available on the internet.
Hey, the author of that Orlando Bloom/George Bush/Harry Knowles bukkake story just got ripped a new one on GAFF and she's posted a huge rant to defend it.
by BV January 14, 2004
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A slang word, used mostly in Britain as another word for house. Mostly used by morons and tools.
Hey, you coming round my gaff?

Your house, yes. But not your gaff.
by gaffhater August 22, 2009
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To get caught up in or by something unexpectedly with negative results. Based on the hook used to drag a large fish onto a boat.
Admiral Krag was the king of internet latinas until he got gaffed by a cease and desist letter.
by nexusix February 2, 2009
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