A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.
As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.
by Kr3m1in April 22, 2011
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When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.
Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
by Darker_Tron_Man December 7, 2017
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One who makes food.
The cook of the family is Sarah; She makes delicious cake.
by Swolff January 5, 2009
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To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

by anarcissie May 18, 2008
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A quick and easy way to burn your house down and cause mass death to your nabours
by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020
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Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.
1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
by PlaceLondon March 29, 2016
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1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone
i just cooked that girl over there last night.
by 001011Gull65444K0 January 18, 2008
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