The dirtiest, laziest, and/or sad excuse for a man. Often found sucking his own dick. A "Miller" will often give you an intense headache from his endless rants. Unlovable and often lost, he lurers small children with candy for friends.
Stop being such a "Miller"!
by twhattt June 6, 2013
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Miller, a.k.a. Pvt. Miller, is a character on COD5 who does all the shit that the sergeant won't do. More generally, a miller is someone who you make do all the dumb shit that you won't do yourself, mostly because it is life-threatening.
Sgt. Roebuck: Miller get on those MG's!

'Friend': Hey miller, get on that grenade.

'Friend 2': Yeah miller, cross the street without looking.
by punkyBrewster January 15, 2009
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To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.
You were given a good opportunity. Why did you go and miller it up?
by dudericious June 6, 2007
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Someone who manipulates and lies without ceasing. They actually believe their tongues will fall out if they tell the truth.
You lying cheating bitch! You're such a miller!
by colaho August 14, 2008
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In a mafia game, a miller is a role where you are town-alligned, but come up mafia when investigated
Being a miller in mafia, puts high suspicion on you, because your role can't be verified
by milla_time89 June 10, 2008
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Miller is a last name of a great family, they all love each other.they sometimes get in a fight but all ways make it up to each other.
Family: I wish we were that family

Sister: why?
Family: because they are millers!
by Urbankadkmm November 23, 2020
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a person suffering from a post head injury who uncontrollably counts items.
Firefighter #1 "that guy in the car accident is still in a coma."
Firefighter #2 "I would rather die than be a miller for the rest of my life."
by Tyler Durden III September 12, 2006
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