A Zwanenfucking is a case in which a student's schedule is mangled, often irreversibly, by an incompetent school counsellor. Can also refer to said particularly careless counsellor.
John: Hello Mindy, why the long face?
Mindy: My counsellor signed me up for a class I passed last year, and wood shop in the timeslot I wanted photography! Now the classes are full and I can't switch out!
John: Wow, you just got royally zwanenfucked!
Carson: That Mr. Johnson is such a zwanenfucker!
Lyle: Good thing we're graduating, I've had to deal with non-stop zwanenfuckage for three years!
A new term meaning to be royally screwed over by a school counselor or anyone who would consider admissions to a course; school; activity; ect.
The word originally came from a school counselor residing at Sir John Franklin High School in Yellowknife, NT, Canada, for he had quite the reputation for completely screwing over his students by destroying their schedules with apathy.
"I got completely Zwanenfucked for Math Pure!"
"How so, chap?"
"I requested being placed in Math 30 Pure next semester,
and that bastard counselor and his meddling cannabis addiction put me in Woods!"
"Dude, . . .I got put into Northern Studies TWICE,
when I asked to go into Bio!"
"Man, you just got totally Zwanenfucked."