Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 29, 2005

Zumonka

Where one is giving a RimJoband is shat on by the other person, usually resulting in feces on the tounge.

Man, last night your mom gave me a zumonka, and I almost threw up.

Some bird named stephanie is almost as sick as a zumonka.

by Jeremy March 25, 2005