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noun - the Zulch - a combination act of zumming and felching. Most popular in Fulham.

Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.

Zulcher, Zulchiest, Zulchable, Unzulchable, Zulchability
I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang
#felching #zumming #zulchers #the zulch #felchers
by PennyLane1543 October 23, 2010
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