A rolled up Marijuana cigarette used to smoke recreationally in order to inubriate oneself.
The product of one rolling up some dank weed in order to smoke it.
Person A: "hey man, bought some dank kush, fancy smoking a phat zoony"?
Person B: "yeah man, blaze it"

Person A: "what shall we do with our bag of sticky bud?"
Person B: "Roll it up into a fresh zoony bro"
Person A: "radical"
by snoopDeeOhDoubleGee February 13, 2014
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Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"
by Sqid February 7, 2007
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Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"
by BroHomo February 3, 2007
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Alien creature that was companion to the crew of Fireball XL5 in the Kid TV series Fireball XL5
Zoonie will you stop bugging me.
by Fireball Freakatron May 6, 2007
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Sassy hand-knit accessories (hats, mittens, socks) for children. Brand that emphasizes the celebration of children.
by zooniwear April 24, 2009
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This word describes the feeling of being extremely high due to marijuana use. This word is used to describe someone who is so high they cannot function properly. It can also be used in first person.
“Omg last night Marcus was so high he walked through a drive thru, paid, and didn’t take his food, he must have been high off his zoonies.”
“I’m high off my zoonies bro, I literally just heard my dog tell me to go to bed...I don’t even have a dog.”
by Leehelm October 31, 2020
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