Top Definition
someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling
person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
by Kbrod May 16, 2011

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